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A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.
Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.
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The natural bulge of a man's genitals in a pair of slim fitted pants
"That fat kid's rock lobster made me throw up in my mouth a little."
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The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.
Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...
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When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period
Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?
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Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.
Makr gave Laura got the lobster tail last night and now his fingers are all twisted.
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when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed
"my ass is tow up today - bobby hot lobstered me all night long".
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When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.
I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.
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