the london fog

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.

man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog

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London Brownlee

The most amazing and special person that you will ever meet. No one is like this person and they are the most fun person you will ever talk to. When you are not with this person you wish you were.

My life is so boring whenever i'm not with London Brownlee

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london bridge

A failed attempt to coin a new phrase for what I can only assume is sexual attraction by "Fergie."

Hi i am Fergie london bridge, my new song, sucks chode.

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london lookover

When a man or woman scans-over another man or woman. Similiar characteristics to "checking out," the "london lookover" is basically a scan from the persons chest area to their feet, back to the face, then giving an embarrassed expression for getting caught.

"She just gave me a london lookover, what a tard."

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East London

This part of London is also very dangerous, best to know where you're going or expect to see a tall guy in a nike tech splash acid in your face. And dont be suprised if you see some nitty giving head in the public toilets

P1-Do you wanna go east london?
P2-LMAOO you think I wanna get my face burnt off?

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London Fog

The act of wiping your wrist between your butcheeks then confidently asking the nearest person to smell your new cologne.

For best results be sure to leave your wrist moist, hot, sticky and with a slight discoloration.

Can also refer to someone, or something that smells like shit.

"Hey check out this new new cologne I got, it's called london fog."

"Do you wear London fog or something? Cus you smell like shit."

"It smells like london fog in here."

"Your breath smells like london fog."

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London, Ontario

A medium-sized, mostly working class city located between Toronto and Detroit. London is home to a small number of white supremacist and neo-nazi groups.

Yo nigga, London, Ontario is the lamest city in all of Canada.

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