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The act of, or idea that if you eat mexican food while dressed as a luchador (masked wrestler) at or around midday. it will be declared a "lucha lunch"
guy one: "oh man that sandwhich i had was great!"
guy two: "dude, i bet my lucha lunch would make that sandwhich seem about as cool as eating a dog"!
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The act of ejaculating a load of semen into someone's mouth. The semen is white and loaded with protein, so it can make a satisfying lunch.
We were in the office so we couldn't go all the way, but I was able to give Donna a white lunch.
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Having sex using a homemade saran-wrap condom.
Man, I ran out of condoms, so I did that bitch lunch-style!
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When a girl lathers her vagina in duck sauce and proceeds to let her or any neighborhood dog lick it out. The act can also be performed by males from their butthole.
Kevin G. was envious when he heard his sister had a Japanese Lunch with the dog next door. He swiftly made his way to the local P.F. Chang's to get a few packets of duck sauce so his dog Roxanne could lick them out of his ass.
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Eating extra food when you don't know how long it will be until your next meal. Eating a lot to keep yourself from getting hungry later.
Eric began packing lunch before work by stuffing his face with Fritos; who knew if he would get a chance to eat later.
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The kind of lunch your dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch that your mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared to their feminine counterparts. Scientists say this is because men's brains are missing a part that gives woman certain culinary sensibilities.
The quintessential man lunch is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes of being taken from the fridge and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never be completely washed out.
Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.
Gay marriage threatens our communities, our families, and indeed our way of life. What child wants a man lunch?
-Pat Robertson
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11/12 lunch always.
with Jaaaydee, Raeboo, Dino Dee, Beefnugget, Dianerrs, Rawsalind, and Trina Chezka!
forever; even though we don't have 11/12 lunch anymore we'll never grow apart.
"THE SPOT"; in the front of school, near the auditorium.
it's where we share stories, inside jokes, secrets, & fooood.
hanging in school, at lakeshore, & afterschool.
laughing, crying, happiness. yeaah, we've been through it ALL.
trying to do homework before class starts.
running to class before we're late, since we were at lakeshore too long.
spending the next three years together(=
NEVER GUNNA FIND FRIENDS LIKE THIS !
Raeboo: "Ayeee, let's kick it with the Lunch Crew "
Rawsalind: "We need studio pictures with the Lunch Crew "
Dino Dee: "OK, i'll meet you at The Spot"
Dianerss: "We gotta promise that the Lunch Crew will never drift apart" *then we all hold hands together
Beefnugget: " I love you guys<3"
Jaaaydee: "Maaan, i wish i had something to say about The Lucnch Crew. . . "
Trina Chezka: "Where"s diana, jasmine, dino, rosalind, rachel, & tina at ?!?!"
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