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The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.
Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...
Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"
Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session
"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."
When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana
Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!
There it is! What did I tell you? 7 YEARS AGO I CALLED IT! HE SAID IT! I TOLD you dumb motherfuckers he wanted to do a Psycho-Pass! I TOLD YOU!
Hym "See!? He says it was 'mistake to medicalize those traits' and guess who disproportionately has those traits!? The
✌️✊️✌️Woke✌️✊️✌️ That's who! Are you woke? Who here is ✌️✊️✌️Woke✌️✊️✌️ ?See, those people are ✌️✊️✌️Evil✌️✊️✌️ and need to have their rights removed. He wants to do a Psycho-Pass! Called it! I fucking called it! Be HE described psychopaths and GUESS WHO DID ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HE CLAIMED PSYCHOPATHS DO? NOT ME! Moving around a lot. Absolutely refusing to do things he doesn't want to do (Even at the cost of child lives). Everything he said about Psychopaths UP UNTIL 2017 and NOW, well, he has a mOnOgAmOuS rElAtIoNsHiP! So none of that stuff applies. You don't get rights if you have the personality traits he doesn't like and if you have those traits, you need to be like Russell! You gotta do his incest cult to get your rights back (as a part of your 12 steps). CALLED! BLAMO! Look at that shit! Fucking NAILED IT! 7 years in advance! Shouldn't have been 'medicalized' because now you're entitled to treatment that his would REFUSE TO GIVE YOU IF LEFT UP TO HIM! Borderline personally disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Anti-Social personality disorder! ALL OF WHICH have crossover with ADHD and AUTISM, ASSBURGERS (According to Simon Baron-Cohen anexpert on this exact field of mental health). What did I fucking tell you? I know I'm talking about here."
Da feeling of "deflated" disappointment dat you invariably feel after watching an upbeat ad about a new pharmaceutical-breakthrough product and gleefully think dat maybe you should try it, only to then be bombarded with a ton of "this medication can be dangerous or fatal in certain instances" revelations at da end, and you therefore begin having serious second thoughts regarding said wonder-drug because one or more of da circumstances dat they mention most certainly WOULD apply to you.
What good is a prescription drug if it's so dangerous for people of weaker physique to take it??? Talk about a medication-cautions letdown --- da less-robust folks in da population are often the very people who most-greatly NEED medical help --- anyone who would be strong/healthy enough to risk taking said potentially-super-hazardous medication wouldn't likely need it in da first place!
A grandiose way of saying ambulance.
"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."
A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.
The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.