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Mackenzie (alternately McKenzy or Mackaroni) is the traditional name for that tall girl in your class who you think might be really mean but is actually quite sweet. She is prone to alcoholic behavior so be ready to order lots of shots or an extra extra glass of wine.
A: How was your night man? You went out with the new girl, right?
B: Yeah but she was a total Mackenzie.
A: Oh you must be wasted right now.
Mackenzie is a nice person and a good friend to have shes a jolly person, and has some nice thighs and a cute butt and she has medium boobies and have a tiny body, and she has tiny feet
“Mackenzie is so nice and pretty and can dance 🕺🏽 crazy and sometimes well, and when she walks her butt is nicely moving and twerkin up and down”
“Yea im very jealous of how cute size mackenzie is shaped and i wish i wasnt so tall and short like her😞”
Mackenzie if one of the best friends you will ever meet. She’s nice, funny, caring, and will always have your back if someone’s talking shit to you. It’s really hard for her to get mad and she almost never does. She usually has pretty light brown hair and might have blue eyes. She loves music and can vibe out to songs for hours. Art is one of her passions and she loves to draw. She might be a little shy showing them at first but if she lets you see, it’s a beautiful secret garden of amazing sketches. If you ever meet a Mackenzie, never let her go.
“You know Mackenzie? She’s one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!”
“That’s Mackenzie!”
This girl will change your life. It should be illegal how perfect she is. She is a beautiful and caring person but doesn't take no shit from no one. All you have to do is see her and she will have you grinning from ear to ear. If you ever get the chance to be romanticly involved with her, never let her go. She will have you feeling like the happiest man in the world and will inflate your ego on another level. She does stuff that you would find annoying but since it's her you lowkey enjoy it. But long story short, she is the best that will have ever happened to you.
Friend: What makes you happy?
Me: Mackenzie.
She is scrumdiddlyumptious. Or he. However you swing. However you slay. Slay. Slayyy. She will be your ride or die. She can be annoying but in a hot way. She can be salty with a hint of sweet a bit of sour and some spice. "Wouldn't touch her with a 39 and a half foot long sub."
Girl: My name is Mackenzie.
Guy: I hate you.
The most disaster bisexual you will ever meet. You are I’ll also love her dearly.
Wow, you’re pulling such a Mackenzie for Bayne. Maybe you should calm your tits.
The person you trust, even when you cant trust.
The person that makes you feel like you can be yourself
The person you wouldn't trade the world for
The person you feel you've always been friends with
The person you cant imagine a world without
The person you wouldn't have survived without
The person that'll never give you up
The person that infuriates you more than anything
The person who's really confusing about his pronouns and her likes and dislikes
The person who your secret is safe with
The person who's always known
The person who's friendship with you will last the test of time
The person that makes you feel like you can do anything
The person that completes you.
The person I care about more than i do myself
The person I'll always be friends with
Mackenzie is the sweetest an kindest person on the planet.