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The best couple there is in the world Maggie is always sad and Landon is always there for her when Landon is ever sad Maggie is always there for him they love each other a lot and are the perfect couple
Wow Landon and Maggie are perfect
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(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.
"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"
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A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".
Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"
Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."
Wife: "Sounds great!"
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Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
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A type of chicken fried steak used to disguise a banana as a ninja fighting karate chopping monkey to eliminate a certain slow race of rainbow sprinkles. They poop then eat their poop. they come in flavors such as bubble gum and berry blast.
look over there! it's a rain dance maggie!
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The most amazing person in this whole wide world, she's more beautiful than all the stars in the sky, sweeter than pure honey, when she talks to you it's like there isnt a single problem in the world and your heart is warm, her voice is like the sounds of heaven, and no matter what you'd love her more than anything
i fell in love with kanisha adara maggie reed, the best person in the wolrd.