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Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle May 12, 2018


magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.

Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

by CancelForbat March 25, 2014


Magic Cow

A drink that is a mixture of half Dr. Pepper and Half Milk

I am so broke all I can afford is magic cow and spaghetti

by raiderlands January 27, 2011


magical bitch

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.

Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.

by Ray P Bchz January 15, 2012


Magic Mom

A mom who cooks for her son's friends every day she gives everyone rides anywhere and pays for everything she is so awesome you might think she can fly (because she can) She can also teleport because she is native american. this is the best type of mom to know

Magic Mom

by Studlyness15 June 1, 2012


Millsey magic

Millsey Magic is a term given to the action that provides an outcome of a less than satisfactory nature in anybody’s eyes.

-"Jud, Jud, See how I dropped that puppy and only broke one of it’s legs, rather than killing it outright? That’s Millsey Magic!"

by El fantasmo June 19, 2008


magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.

No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.

by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018