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Damn, the girl who is wearing Mama’s Curtains is blocking my view of the other 12 girls that are with her.
A mama that grows the most awesome bud.
This awesome bud is more commonly known as grunge bud.
guy 1: "Did you know Brad's mom grows some awesome bud?"
guy 2: "I'll have to stop by that grunge mama's"
Yo mama jokes are the most (least) sophisticated jokes on this planet. They are designed to insult one's mother for the entertainment of a group. These jokes often promote fights and other violence and usually begin with one of the following phrases:
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so sexy...
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so old...
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"
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A girl who takes a another girls man
Girl 1: hey look at Felicia we should invite her to weave shopping
Girl 2: hell no everyone know she a fast mama.
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A baby mama is a women who have several children (at least 2 or 3) by different men...mostly ghetto bitches or wigger bitches. It is one thing to have a child out of wedlock, if you have a career and can afford to take care of the child on your own. But baby mamas make a carrier of having babies. This type of women doesn't care if the guy would make a suitable father or even if he can provide for any children they might have together. The type of guy these women go for have criminal record and no job. Not to mention the fact that these guy have other children with other baby mamas. These type of women don’t care that their soon to be “baby daddy” has 3 or 4 or even more children by other girls. That should be a clue that he is not going to support your kids!
Baby Mamas live and support their children on welfare not on child support. Since all of them go with losers who can’t support their children. The sad thing is that the children that these BITCHES have are on Medi-cal or Medicaid (public medical assistance programs). They use the welfare system and sit on their ass. They are jealous of other women who have made better choices in picking (a husband or boyfriend) to have children with…
"Baby Mama" says: I take care of my kids.. I support my kids on my own on welfare.
Hey, welfare is a public assistance program and not child support. What you gone to do when the welfare runs out... you know your baby daddy can't support you kids...
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Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama
"Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."
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