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a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.
Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.
In middle management when you get a new manager who thinks that they know everything and that they have great ideas (generally from their last job) and they start a bunch of them and never finish any of them. 10 ideas all stalled at 10%. In their mind it is 100 % complete and they did a good job.
The new 10% Middle Manager is a nice guy but every thing he starts he never finishes. He thinks the job is 100% complete and that he did a good job. We just call him….. “10%”.
A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.
Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?
(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.
The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.
MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.
MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
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A person that does not know what the people they manage are meant to do.
The TM's at convergys are all non-technical managers. Meaning they have no clue what FL does
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A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.
Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"
Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"
Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"
Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
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what you get after blowing your boss to get ahead at work
i see you have your own office now jeff. do i smell management on your breath?
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