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Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
Used to describe a scenario where you have to slow down or go backwards (pull back) before you can rocket forward (accelerate out of the slignshot). This could be a scenario in life, in business, etc.
Also often used to as an excuse if things are going poorly / failing.
Mike swears firing the team before finding replacements is a surefire slingshot maneuver, but I think he's incompetent and full of shit.
Science your a dumbass just stop falling for this shit Jesus Christ
The G maneuver is still in fundamental retard
A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!
When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice
Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!
When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver