Maplewood Maple Leafs

A team that participates in the D-leauge at All American Inline Hockey center. The team consists of a bunch of rink rats who all met each other at Maplewood roller-plex. The team was formed after all members agreed that their grinder styles would combine perfectly for the ultimate inline experiance. Charecteristics of a Maple Leaf consist of, not being afraid to drop the gloves no matter who the opponent is, all ways willing to shot block whether it be laying down in the low slot(just like we all learn at the bantum age level) or standing infront of a slap shot from the point, always wear mission pants when playing inline and occasionally on the weekend because of the neat graphic designs, and foul-mouthed-tobacco-feinds.

Al McCenis: who are those danglers up at maplewood who try to drop the gloves with me when i board them?
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.

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The Maple-Leaf State

Canada

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.

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shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

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Maple Quest

A really gay game, worse then Runescape

WOW nick shop you play maple quest, your such a fag!!!! go grow a penis and get some friends!!! Uber noob haxor!!!

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Toronto Maple Leafs

The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!

OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!

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maple story game

possibli da most borin game eva created.it has no point but to kill lil snail n mushrooms, like they can't even hurt u. u cant do shit in da gayme; wutt is da point?.....

1)wutt so good about 'maple story?'
2)stupid dik u think ur so good cuz ur killin mushroomz!
3)wuttz the point ov hakin if the gaymez so borin..?

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Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

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