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you're a fucking bottom and a tsundere
damn you're born on mars 21?! let me tap some of dat ass...
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When you gotta choose between the nastiest bitches at the function.
Yooo nas or Mar????
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Lil Mars is the one of the best new upcoming mumble rappers. Lil Mars has a new EP coming out in 2019. Lil Mars is also one of the hottest rappers in the world and all the girls love him. Lil Mars will be considered As one of the greats in rap in no time.
Person 1: “ wow did you hear lil Mars new song.”
Person 2: “Yeah just like all of his other songs it’s a banger”
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A man who likes to cry alot..who has a problem with his chest area..and must always wear a wife beater..a man with a very small penis..who hides inside..and cries..
Don't be so lame. You're being like Mar-Tan.
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when something is all fucked up
My car is all marred up.
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someone who, for lack of sleep or alcohol poisoning, is not completely "in control" of him or herself.
After last night with the boys, Petey was a Mars rover at work.
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Very talented singer who puts his vocals to commercial tunes use, usually cheesy pop-ballad type songs for his adoring girl fan-base
Guy1: Bruno Mars has some voice on him, Unique like Bowies but a stronger range
Guy2: Yeah totally agree, pity his songs are complete muck. On the up-side Joe was involved in an orgy in a club, the DJ put Bruno Mars music on & before Joe knew it he was surrounded by girls on the dance floor
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