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A fat wannabe ugly sloth from zootopia looking ass bitch. This fatass will eat you if ur ass smells like shit. So be sure to wipe or he'll Bach you
"damn dude you look like a Martin fat ."
What you call of person who has zero accountability, nor does he expect it from the people around them. Able to blame 60 years of problems on a governor who has not served even one term.
I was elected mayor of a shit-hole of a city in 1999, and a I pulled a Martin O'malley by blaming a governor that did not run until 2002.
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Superlatively cooler than most in diction, manner, and in the ability to woo the opposite sex.
also see: Dino
The way he effortlessy coaxed those two hotties up to his pad with one sentence was so Dean Martin.
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Mr. Martin is the most powerful man in the world. He is the glowing torch in the cave of humanity. When you first meet him you piss your self but after a year or two you realize he's still scary with a mixture of nice, chill, and cool. Other Mr's wish they were a Mr. Martin.
Oh my god is that Mr. Martin, He looks so chill.
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A boy from Degrassi Season 11 in his Junior year who is portrayed by Justin Kelly. Many believe he is a unicorn as it is impossible to be the level of sexy and adorable which he is. He wears a wide variety of plaid shirts and work boots which usually are not hot, but on him, they somehow are. He has flawless skin, is very tall and for some reason, when he talks, angels sing. He probably poops rainbows and lollipops. He fixes things like broken sinks and is also good with his hands (at carpentry and probably other things...). His girlfriend is Clare Edwards which is awkward because their parents are dating. This couples' nickname is Cake.
"Jake Martin would make fixing the toilet look sexy!"
or,
"I love Cake!"
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A singer back in the day that STILL is cool to this day. Almost everyone has heard his music. Also in the original Ocean's 11 with Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra.
Person- "Dean Martin is my favorite singer!"
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NJ Martin is the scientific name for a wide variety of things.
Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.
Brittney - I sure wish I had an NJ Martin
Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.
Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.
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