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a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
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A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody
Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick
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Matt is someone who encompasses the good things in life. Matt is a person who asks questions, is intelligent, and always seems to know who he is. All of these things don’t account for his humor, which is always well thought out and incredibly witty. His quiet, patient, and respectful demeanor is something that needs to be appreciated. He is musically talented, intelligent (not just smart, but truly intelligent with what he says), well spoken, and passionate. A Matt is naturally attractive, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a great nose. These things only add to his personality, making a Matt the embodiment of perfect. You might think you have to change yourself for a Matt, but don’t, they always appreciate you for you. And, despite their love for some of the most odd things, you will always fall in love with a Matt. The great things may scare you away because it’s too good to be true. I mean how good can a Matt get? Pretty good. So hold onto your Matt. If you don’t, you’ll likely find yourself missing him and all of the good things that make him Matt.
“Hey, who is that guy?”
“Oh, that’s Matt. He’s great.”
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1. The cousin that’s the reason you stay away from family reunions
2. An absolute ass
3. Starts fights on Facebook
4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.
5. Hates plants and judges your life choices
Person 1: what’s your family like?
Person 2: well… we got a Matt
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Matt is usually a very good looking individual that has a huge dick and a great sense of humor.
Have you seen Matt's dick? It's huge!
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High school drop-out moron who THINKS he knows more than he actually does. Supports Joe Biden, so anything that comes out of his dumb head should be taken with a grain of salt!
That guy believes anything he reads on the internet. Typical Matt!
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