A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!
"did you talk to Mattie?"
"yeah! being adorable as always"
Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.
A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.
Matti-jean you are annoying when u cry for no reason.
This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
Mattie day is on March 22nd, it is a day for Mattie to spend with the one he loves the most
Person: What will you do tomorrow?
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜
the only cool guy left in the world
"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"