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Matt

The most gentle lover that you’ll ever meet.

β€œI slept with Matt lastnight and he surprised me by how gentle he was”

by Nimathecuck July 10, 2019

3πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Matt Howe

A fictional character from the movie, "When Gangsters Preach." (1984)

A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.

Yooo dude!! I was just roaming the backroads of Newfields and I saw Matt Howe!! HE WAS CLAPPIN' NIGGAS!

by Brian Swaine November 15, 2011

42πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Matt Carr

A legend in Somers, Ny that will call you on your phone letting you know if there’s no school or not. He’s the man

β€œThis is Matt Carr calling from the Somers Central School District, please be advised that all schools will be closed due to the inclement weather”

by mangojuulpod April 15, 2019


matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021


Matt Champion

radiates big dick energy
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big dick

β€œMatt Champion is my favorite member of brockhampton”

by lilspacegod July 11, 2018

71πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Matt Dillon

Born in 1964 on February 18th. Matt Dillon, full name Matthew Raymond Dillon, older brother to Kevin Dillon, who is on Entourage. Born in New Rochelle, New York, and was discovered one day while skipping class. He was later cast onto the movie "Over The Edge." Matt is most know for being in the S.E Hinton adaptations "the Outsiders", "Rumble Fish" and "Tex". He has also been in movies such as "Crash" "Armored" "You, Me and Dupree" "There's Something About Mary" and "Old Dogs".

UNF. Matt Dillon is SO sexy. He's really manly unlike Rob Lowe, who's feminine...

by Matt Dillon's apprentice July 3, 2011

53πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Matt Lester

The sensation you get after licking a hemorrhoid filled asshole.

The Matt Lester was amazing last night

by Magicmarker1469 September 21, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž