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honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*
oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.
A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!
"did you talk to Mattie?"
"yeah! being adorable as always"
Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.
Mattie day is on March 22nd, it is a day for Mattie to spend with the one he loves the most
Person: What will you do tomorrow?
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜
the only cool guy left in the world
"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"