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meetup with cutie (mashing up a couple of 2k+ memes)
"She has a Meet-Cute (three, actually) with Prince Charmont (Hugh Dancy)" - Roger Ebert, reviewing "Ella Enchanted"
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Greetings exchanged upon one another much like shaking hands but instead of grabbing another mans hand and shaking it you would instead grab his penis.
My school's having a meet and skeet tomorrow; I'll be sure to bring my lotion! :D
Man, I can't believe I forget that man's name with the strong hands at the meet and skeet yesterday.
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Shit capital of the Philadelphia area. The Borough of Plymouth Meeting is made up of 80% black gang bangers and the 20% of the population that is white is unbelievably white trash. Worst part of Plymouth is "The Valley" don't step in there if you are white and want to live. Neighbored by other popular drug and gang violence areas of Norristown and Conshohocken, the whole area is best to avoid all together. The public high school, PW, is an absolute joke, catholic school would be the way to go if you live in this area. Sports teams are ass because the kids are too busy smoking weed and drinking to practice, and Plymouth is usually wrecked by the rich areas in all sports. Basically, if you are black and want some good drugs, move to Plymouth, otherwise, steer clear.
G I'm about to head up to Plymouth Meeting for some bud you want some?
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When two people are in prison, they are forced by gaurds to fuck each other. Hence, SWAP MEAT.
Felix: Hey cell mate, did you hear that?
Mate (Bubba): I think the gaurds are coming!
Felix: Ah shit, hey bubba, grab the vasoline, we are gonna have to Swap Meet.
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When two women team up while performing oral sex on a man - one beginning from the front of the cock and one beginning from the asshole, moving in opposite directions toward the choda.
Janine and Sandra were going down on me the other night, when all of a sudden Sandra circled around to my asshole and told Janine, in a muffled voice, that they'd Meet In The Middle
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stop what your doing immediately and adjust your attitude
"hey dude, lets step around the corner and have a safety meeting".
"nothins' gettin done... concrete's gittin hard... paperworks pilin' up, and the whole crews on the rag... i need a safety meeting.
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we should definately have a debrief meeting to go through lessons learned etc. after this horrendous project
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