Melanie is great and funnier than Tyler, she’s really good at Fortnite, rocket league and all iMessage games. She is cool.
Melanie is the best.
Melanie is a woman who is usually forgetful. She is always bothered by this one guy who likes her. Melanie is someone who plays a little hard to get but she actually likes the guy back. But she usually keep it hidden so she can see how he will respond. But the guy thinks Melanie is cute because she is forgetful.
"Omg, I just Melanie to tell my bf I arrived at work."
"We'll see how it goes, but if I Melanie, pls remind me."
When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so that the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such a Melanie then that I think I just spat out my cliterous"
When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
she is the reincarnation of an death angel her main goal is to drain all the energy out of your soul
her most dangerous weapon is boredom she will bore you till you'd wish you was dead making you wanna kill yourself
this only applies to a Melanie who is German and/or geography teacher
billy: she so annoying
Spiderman: typical Melanie
Melanie: heil hitler heheheheh
billy: aha............
Melanie is shy but when you get to know her she is crazy! She loves messing around with people and having a great time. She overthinks A LOT but don’t let that stop you from being her friend.
Dude 1: Woah, who’s that?
Dude 2: Dude that’s Melanie!
Dude 1: Damn she’s hot!
Dude 2: I call dibs