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when a chick is so thin she must be imagining bugs crawling on her skin (judging by the forearm bleeding scratches) and oily hair (from the 3 day binge with no shower) and the missing teeth in the front of her smile.
"Damn, Gina! You lookin' meth skinny!"
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On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.
Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”
Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.
Nigger: I will just do bath salt then
Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.
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A sedan or compact car loaded with NO less then 3 (three) tweakers with a combined tooth count between 7 and 13. Usually male members of meth brigades wear a dirty wife beater, large sunglasses, dirty cut off shorts, a shitty pair of walmart sneaker-boots and white socks that ride about knee level. You can spot a methbrigade by the peperoni like sores all over their faces from scratching crank bugs. Female members of meth-brigades are found wearing an oversized t-shirt, spandex shorts and no shoes accompanied by nasty scarecrow looking hair and a face seeping liquified meth from their open sores and oozing legions all over their body. They often take the pipe in exchange for a few hits of the pipe and will suck you off for 5 bucks.
Dude, every fuckin time we come to the gas station theres a meth-brigade smoking out of lightbulbs. i fuckin hate tweakers.
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like lolcats,but bigger eyes,badder faces and more meth
"that cat is on meth"
cats with gigantic eyes and lots of meth are 'cats on meth'
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The way someone walks after doing a lot of meth or other drugs such a ketamine. Similar in appearance to post gym leg day. A lack of control of the muscles around the knees or jelly legs.
Sunny said she's off the drugs but check out those meth legs. She been hittin' the pipe for sure!
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Also known as Crank Critters Typical to be found on anything just slightly out of your eyes focal point either moving quickly in the peripheral field of vision and then freezing just as soon as you turn to acknowledge its presence. Shapeshifters from another dimension known to turn into random pieces of rubbish upon closer inspection. Only found to be present entering day 4 and beyond of any typical crystal meth fueled bender regardless of ones predilection to psychosomatic hallucinations when sober. Aka the beginning of the end for the inevitably insane or anyone frequenting the outer rim of the frayed edges of sanity.
“You boys ever seen a meth critter before? What do you mean wtf am I smokin, the same shit as you dumbass you just hit on that big shit a few years and you’ll see for yourselves them lil shits are real!!! and if you quit yer jibber jabber in an giggles I’ll tell you weenus tuggin amateur 12 hour marathon masterbatin mommas boys exactly what meth critters are: because I stared into the soul of one eye to eye in the winter of El Niño 1997. So there I was waiting for my guy on the canal bank right beyond the edge of juvenile hall just smokin a cigarette minding my own on the porch of a buddies slut moms house early on a Thursday... no satur...or was it Friday? no that was lasterday and my buddy was still Down in Fresno at his dads for the week so yeah it must’ve been Monday already again...eh fuck it look the point is I heard that Meth Critter long before I saw him but then again there it was creeping from shadow to shadow making its way down the alley. Then just as we made eye contact & right then before my unblinking eyes bam! that meth critter turned into a fn Carl’s Jr. hamburger wrapper & then just as swiftly it was now a seagull that flew up an away into a swirling mist...” -wise words spoken by a toothless old tweaker with the confidence of a true believer as a PSA or cautionary tale to wide eyed and drug addled teenagers (aka: anytown usa’s neighborhood kids known to hang @ any Rick’s place in the trailer park)
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Breath that can kill. You can usually smell this breath coming from people with only half of a tooth. These type of people hit stuff when they are angry. Look out for meth breath.
Dude! Your eyebrows are gone!
You know Max?
Yeah?
I stood too close to him he singed my eyebrows off with his meth breath.
Oh!!!
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