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Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.
Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.
A method of persuasion where in an effort to persuade their friends to do something, one repeats their friends name, until the friend gives in a agrees.
Brant: Hey Garth are you going to Panda Express for lunch?
Garth: um.....
Brant: Garth
(waits a second) Garth
(waits another second)Garth
(waits yet another second) Garth...
Garth: Ok, I will go
Brant: YES!! The Thayer Persuasion Method works again!
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A type of process, often involving the field of genetics & thus cloning, used to create powerful human beings.
According to Liquid Snake, the Super Baby Method goes like this:
They fertilize an egg from one of someone's cell, and then let it divide into whatever amount of babies they want. And then, the eggs are transplanted into someone's uterus. Thus the babies are twins, but the fetal growth is strong...however, fetal growth is stronger if a certain number of babies are aborted.
"The Super Baby Method sounds immoral, but at the same time, it would create extremely powerful manpower."
-me
"You and I were originally octuplets."
-Liquid Snake, talking to Solid Snake about how they were "created"; MGS
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When you’re in the same city as someone you’ve never met a day in your life and you text them trying to meet up.
You’ve known them for years, but you don’t know a single thing about them. You don’t even know if they are who they say they are.
They will come up with lies saying their equipment is malfunctioning or their phone isn’t receiving any messages.
Bro I was in the same city as my online friend that I’ve known for years and I never met him. I texted him trying to meet up and he never responded. I think he just hit me with the Vroel Ghosting Method.
the method by which a leftist, typically an anti-gun activist, holds their weapon. The method typically includes the use of the leftists finger on the trigger while pointing the gun directly at the person he/she is not trying to kill. The leftist may also choose to apply the gun directly to his/her cheek and ear while showing how the gun shouldn't be fired. The trigger binger method was first displayed publicly on November 15, 2021 by the Thomas Binger, prosecutor in the Kyle Rittenhouse case.
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The anti-gun activist lawyer used the Trigger Binger Method when showing the court how dangerous guns are in the hands of untrained professionals.
The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.
When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"
"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
Method is know world-wide to be the father or Method Boy. His personality is very similar to method boy's personality. They both often likes to come up with various theories and concept which are overly exaggerated and is quite unbelieveable. THese exaggertion may range from things such as gossip to theories about the universe and how their ass got enlarged by the moonlight.
Method Man: LAst night i was walking with my son on the full moon night. As we walk to the pond near our house. Our ass started to grow in size. Therefore we hypothesis that our ass is enlarged by the refelction of the moonlight on the pond's surface.
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