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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015


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by bad_landlord May 3, 2024


micro-satisfaction

An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression

Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.

by sokaties January 13, 2016


micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome

Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.

by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024


Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

by Michelvis August 1, 2017


micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010


micro-boned

Getting or have been railed by a micro-penis.

"I was super excited to get railed, but I didn't even feel it, guess I got micro-boned."

by Cometh_At_Thee April 26, 2022