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any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
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A road in my wonderful state of Michigan (I'll trade spotswith someone who lives in California... you know who you are, people who say your ghetto and grew up on 8-mile and are chased by popos but never even have been in Detroit)
basically it is a mile road
ex: 24 mile road, 16 mile road
It is most famous now for the role it played in Eminem's 8 mile, in which it seperates the whites and the blacks. Though it is shwown as a ghetto area, it is not as bad as East Detroit and their shitty ass school district.
ex: I was going to a Red Wings' game and I got lost on 8-mile so I locked my doors.
ex 2: "Why pay money to see 8-mile when I can see it in real life, all I need to do is drive 2 miles"
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A large community in onslow county. Located near Jacksonville and Richlands. Home of good old fashioned people, cooking, parties, four wheeler riding, hunting, fishing, farming, a gas station, Grill, two churches. Not to mention one of the greatest groups of rednecks you'll ever meet.
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Miles Teller is an actor known for Divergent and Fantastic Four. He portrays Peter in Divergent and is one of the villains.
Did you see Miles Teller in Divervent?
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Dragging your scrotum (preferably freshly shaven) down your partner's naked leg.
I gave the wife the quarter mile last night and she almost barfed, it was awesome.
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a nice way to describe something that is run down and depleted. the term is attached to objects that owners place greater value on than it is actually worth.
"98 impreza for sale, 240k, all highway miles, runs good doe"
"oh, linda thinks she fine but she got some serious highway miles on that ass"
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Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile.
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