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A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.
Burtha really has the most beautiful minge mullet
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When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench
No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.
She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
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Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"
'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
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You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.
-Andrew Cross
He's sat between Sandra and Sue...
Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.
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an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
hey, you see her hairy arms?
yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent
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Me: So how about tonight?
Girlfriend: The Ming is closed for business.
Me: :(
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punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action
the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge
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