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A town near Forest Lake and Hugo, both of which are located in Minnesota. A relatively nice place, though there isn't much to do besides hanging out at Target or going to a fast food place. A lot of open areas, and a ton of woods. Because they can't be hunted in this area, there is an excess of turkeys, so don't be surprised if one flies up in your face. Deer also roam freely, as does the occasional coyote or fox. Feral cats are common too.The people are generally alright, though a man once lived there that killed his whole family when they tried to have him committed for mental health issues.
Guy: Woah, did you see that cat? There goes another one!
Girl: Well, we are in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.
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Groups of Minnesotan kids who are generally aged 12-15, that walk around aimlessly in suburban areas, looking for other mob kids to chill with. The group will almost always start out with three kids, and it will gradually get larger and larger, but never reaching a total of more than eight kids. These kids proceed to walk around town thinking that they are the shit. They will always end up at a McDonald's patio, where they then continue to criticize anyone younger than them, or other mobs that happen to pass by.
Tony: "whadup blake im hungry as fuck, wanna hit up McDonald's?"
Blake: "sure dude im not even hungry, but i passed McDonald's 5 minutes ago, and there was a gang of Minnesota mob kids chillin on the patio"
Tony: "good, looks like its gonna be a toofer. . I getta munch some dank food and fuck with some Minnesota mob kids"
Tony and Blake simultaneously: "Ahhh Suburbia"
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The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.
"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."
"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"
An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.
-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"
"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"
-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."
"How do you know?"
"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."
When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.
Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.
A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand
When two guys catch a bear and have a threesome with it off in the woods. Temperatures must be 32 degrees Fahrenheit or colder.
“Hey Travis, its going to get real cold today want to have a Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle?”