Miss Universe

The beauty pagent that should be called Miss Earth instead because of the lack of other intellegent speices in the contest.

Viewer #1: The new Miss Universe really earned that title.

Smart Person: How do you know?

Viewer #1: Good point it should be called Miss Earth instead

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miss clinch

Superficially uptight teacher, but really a dominatrix at night who specialises in anal insertion of a barometer.

"Wow look at Miss Clinch go!"

13👍 5👎

Miss Kinghorn

A fine ass ho from the North District. Mighty fine ghetto booty.

Man, that bitch be so fine, I think shes a Miss Kinghorn.

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missing link

See: George W. Bush

Hey look! We found the missing link between humans and monkeys!

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miss brat

A misbehaved female child who acts out and is stubborn to cooperate.

That's not brat, its "miss brat" to you.

5👍 1👎

swing and a miss

when you try to flirt with someone and they don’t receive it or put you in the friend zone

*on your crushes instagram post* “you look amazing 😍” “thanks!” or *liked* and then your fiend says “swing and a miss”

5👍 1👎

miss buck

Fat ugly bitch that is possible the worst ever teacher to live. Has diabetes and Anger issues. But most importantly when angered let’s off a roar saying can I have quite

Can I have quite said miss buck

5👍 1👎