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The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time
I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day
Unlucky man
Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)
That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!
The most underrated drummer of all time. He was sadly overshadowed by Jimi Hendrix, whom he performed with until Hendrix's abrupt death. However, his drumming expertise still shines in some of Hendrix's songs, such as "Hey Joe" and "All Along The Watchtower."
Also, for the record, "Mitch" was not actually his first name. His legal name was John Graham Mitchell.
Rest in Peace, Mitch Mitchell
1946-2008
one of the most attractive males. has netflix, and a man cave. regardless of where you are, mitchell’s house is only 2 miles and ten minutes away, no matter what. he often has big sex with his attractive girlfriend, abby. however, he is extremely gay.
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown
dude that’s a mitchell brown move
A little midget from farnworth, amazingly pretty but also an absolute bender. She’s the type of girlfriend your stuck between wanting to cave her cute strawberry looking head in or cuddle and tell her you love her.
Holly Mitchell is an absolute g, hold tight the Mitchell massive.
One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.
Friend: Who's the new girl, she's cute
Other Friend: She looks like a Brooklyn Mitchell
When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.