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The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”
“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
The act of filing a mason jar of semen
I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge
To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"
That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.
When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen
Joe: Lowkey same
Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months
I'm going to send that bitch a Mitch Message