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The best fucking video game COD made in like 8 years
Wanna have some sex ? i cant. Im playing modern warefare 2019
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When people look down on other people because they think their better. Also realated to stereotyping, racism, prejudice, sterotyping, and discriminating.
When that popular girl/guy starts being mean to you cuz you don't wear designer crap, that's modern-day slavery.
18👍 28👎
when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.
*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer
faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!
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What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?
Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.
Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.
Gamer 2: I know.
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Also, known as MDP.
A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...
1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.
Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.
Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.
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A piece of chicken that appears flat, flawless, and fresh.
"Now THAT is a piece of modern chicken. It looks nice. I don't want that other old-fashioned piece of chicken."
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Essentially a 12 year-old faggot's idea of a good game; was conceived when Infinity Ward saw the massive success of the first Modern Warfare, then watered it down with simpler game-play, stripped all PC support, alienating it's most loyal community, and adding so many new noob friendly perks that playing it almost requires sucking, since it's so easy to spray, spam, and quick-scope that it completely defeats the purpose of playing the game. One could effectively pull the trigger on their controller once every ten seconds and end up with an amazing score.
Douche-bag: Hey guys, let's play Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox LIVE tonight!
Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC.
Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best!
Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.
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