Mr. Stank

Mr. Stank is that one guy in your friend group who always 'stanks'. This can be taken literally or metaphorically. The most common use is when someone stinks on both the inside and the outside. The one who regretfully succeeds as both is then named Mr. Stank.

Literally: "You stink, Mr. Stank."
Metaphorically: "Look at you, Mr. Stank, stankining our mood."

Friend 1: "What's that smell?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just our 'friend' Mr. Stank."

Mrs. Khaled

The most wonderful teacher in the world -Landon corbett

Mrs. Khaled Is the best teacher ever

Mr. Beattie

A big principal weenie who likes feminism butts and is in the blud gang. Mr. Beattie is couins with 6ix 9ine. Mr. Beattie is the worst principal of all time and the gayest man ever. Nobody likes his evil side kick either Mrs. Lesniass

You are such a Mr. Beattie.

mr koffski

My health teacher

Wow mr koffski taught us how to make meth

Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.

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Mr. Swigert

A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole

"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"

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Mr. pawlik

An insanely hard English teacher who pushes you to be your best. Very peculiar but has a very sharp mind. Very critical and has a talent for making kids stressed and often has them staying up all night. Says he grades fairly but everyone knows he has his favorites. Funny and has the best stories. If he doesn’t like you, you will know very soon, but if he does like you, the whole world will know very soon.

Person one: mr. pawlik was abducted by aliens
Person two: mr. pawlik took off ten points because I mis placed a comma

Person three: I love mr. pawlik

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