mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

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blow mud

When you're takin' a dump and semi-thick liquid comes out of your ass and spackles the toilet.

"Hey man, are you gonna' go in my bathroom and blow mud"?

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Mud Cupboard

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.

She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.

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mud hut

Just another name for brown town, the fudge tunnel, the poo palace...your ass!

I pounded her in the mud hut, then I gave her a chili dog.

When all else fails, seek shelter in the mud hut.

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Mud Apple

NOUN: Poop, #2, the ol' brown log, crap. Usually a firm one that's a little more on the round side of things.

He's in there cuttin' a mud apple.

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mud puppet

The resulting disgusting feces-covered hand that is a direct result of anal fisting. The feces is sometimes used to draw a face on the offending hand in order to make it look like a puppet. Also known as a poopet.

I fisted that nasty chick in the butt and she wanted to play mud puppets afterwards. I will never drink again.

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mud smoker

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull it out and she blows you.

Is your woman a mud smoker?

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