buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

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muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

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big muff

reference to a large patch of pubic hair on a female.

i was goin south on this honey, and ran into the big muff!

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Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

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muff and puff

Spending a day and/or night inhaling the muff and marijuana puff

I'm not going to make the party tonight, I've got muff and puff plans.

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Muff Top

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

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Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

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