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A cook or chef that puts cinnamon in recipes that normally wouldn't call for it
"How's the pizza?"
:takes bite: "Yuck! This pizza tastes like cinnamon. Dude, they have a cinnamon ninja on staff!"
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To pull a stunt/prank/feat in a ninja-esque manner.
Bobby stole Lee's bike yesterday, so Lee had to pull a ninja and steal it back.
Obese Maurice tried to pull a ninja during hide and seek, but failed as his 500-pound girth collapsed the branch he heaved himself on to.
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Pioneered by Ken James (an engineering student at OSU), it is the ability to solve math and engineering problems without actually knowing how to do the problem. The technique involves ranking and ordering of numbers, canceling units, and other ninja like skills that enable you to at least approximate the correct answer, if not actually solve the problem.
Student: Damn! I can't do this.
Ken: It's answer "B"
Student: How do you know?
Ken: It's my mad ninja math skills. I can't explain how to do it because there is no real method, but if you know what to look for the answer just stands out.
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One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.
Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!
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When you need a few minutes away from your gf to...
Where's ninja at?
"Oh, he stepped out for a ninja break"
A person with the ability to insert thoughts or ideas into another's head that does not cause immediate, but rather long term lingering mental anguish, usually having comedic value.
Walk up to someone. Look at them thoughtfully for a moment. Sing, "I've got a golden ticket." Walk away. BAM, you're a brain ninja.
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A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)
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