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People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
in my room
Hope that I'll find someone too to love
Because
The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine
Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me
Friend: "Wanna go to Bossa Nova?"
Me: Bossa Nova in my room
Hope that I'll find someone too to love
Because
The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine
Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me
Guy 1: Yo I was playing command and conquer the other day Against a total Nova Rowe.
Guy 2: dude that guy must’ve been a total pepega
When Mexicans put into gas chambers and get gassed
The poor Mexicans got nova mexi today
A hardcore sextoy for girls to force an orgasm in the butthole. It has a buttplug, that vibrates whenever it's inside the butthole. Only use if 18 years or older.
OMG, My son just saw me using a Sirius Nova! This is so shameful!
Sometimes when I feel horny, it makes me want to use my new Sirius Nova. It gives me a really good feeling in the ass.
Two absolute lads with donkey cocks and voluptuous balls bouncing every time they absolutely clap cheeks. Big hugs to my absolute G (Ginger) and u be a pro masturbator!
Sam and Nova have a massive lube pot for their donkey cocks