What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other
Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf
A mythical being that survives against an hard opposition but folds against fodder opposition.
Manchester United are such a bens nan.
Arsenal last season were such a bens nan.
when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”
matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
When two men congragate with a nan
Im putting the nan on the spit
Baifs Nan, in other words that relates to an Aboriginal persons nan who gets done on the coffee table on the daily.
Man 1: Holy shit did you see Baifs Nan?!?!
Man 2: Yeah man, she looked fucking nice
Man 1: I would bone her all night
It basically means what the f*go but it’s more of a joke
‘Jessica called me last night.’
‘What in the nan, what did she say?’