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A Liver Nap is when someone who drinks frequently, has a night in and consumes no alcohol at all, thus allowing their liver to take a nap.
Most often observed in students.
Hey Joyce, are you coming drinking?
Nah, i'm taking a liver nap tonight.
Where's Barry?
He's taking a liver nap.
When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.
Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.
Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch
When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch
I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.
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the knots in a black person's hair
i gotta comb my nigga naps out
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A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.
This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.
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A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.
"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."
"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."
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