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The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose
Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked
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National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.
Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
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On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off
Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you
Julianna: Ewww why
Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today
Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
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a day to do WHATEVER we want !!! May18
It’s national kids day turn up!!
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A day used for celebrating a brother (June 12)
National Brothers Day is in June 12th
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National Amanda Day is a day dedicated to an amazing girl named Amanda. Her humor and kindness can make anyone instantly happy, not to mention that she's beautiful and relatable.
"Have you heard? Its National Amanda Day!"
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