nice laugh

A comment that a male with a small penis uses to attempt coitus with a female of interest i.e. you have a nice laugh.

E.g. Male and female in close proximity while watching stand-up comedy:

*female laughs*
*male smiles* " You have a really nice laugh."

(note: intelligent females may repress their suspicion and allow the line to pass for they have gone too long without intercourse; however the occasion will be limited to one orifice and the male will rarely succeed at leaving his nuptial gift in or near the females mouth).

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Nice one

To express feelings of Gratitude, Wickedness, Dopeness, Likeability, Sickness etc..

Must cite Bob Marley's - Kinky Reggae as possible origin of the phrase. An excellent superlative.

"Mate I got u a drink.... Nice one! "....

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nice rack

description of a woman's breasts. Especially big, firm breasts

Stefi has a nice rack!

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Nice as rice

The highest complement one can bestow

Human 1: I drew this picture of a dog what do you think?
Human 2 (of higher intellect): That’s nice as rice

that's nice honey

the original cool story bro

Mom: OMG insert son's name JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO YALE!!!!!!!
Grandma: That's nice honey, now can you please turn the TV back on.

Nice Rip

When you rip a fart during family time.

Hey dad, nice rip.

Nice and young

Something small that is awesome.

Person 1- Dude did you get a (KFC) yesterday?
Person 2- Yeah
Person 1- How was it?
Person 2- Nice and young.