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A biased magazine which has been known to give bad wii games high reviews and give awesome ds games bad reviews. They even gave one of their own awesome games a bad review once.
Ign gave Game A a score of 3.9/10 while Nintendo power gave it a 8/10.
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A lazy fancy way to say that you don't understand french people.
French guy, "Souhaitez-vous me donner une pipe s'il vous plaît?"
Travon, "Ummm, no nintendo wii?"
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a term used to describe a very short period of time.
In reference to the time counters in old school side-scrolling video games (Super Mario Bros, Ninja Gaiden, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) in which seconds counted down much faster than real seconds especially in the final minute. (often accompanied by faster, stressful music)
"Hang on guys, I'll be there in a NINTENDO MINUTE!"
"Tap the next keg. We drank that first one in like 3 Nintendo Minutes."
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The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.
John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
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The lastest handheld console released by Nintendo. It features two screens and wireless chat. It also plays sub-par ports of N64 games. The GBA SP is still the choice handheld of most gamers compared to this weak attempt by nintendo.
The people who bought the DS are still waiting for a good game to play it with.
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Pronounced as the "Nintendo Weee", as in "weeeeeeee" there goes the goddman wireless controller I just hurled out my window.
The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.
2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
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A rave with Super Mario Bros. Music and other gay songs with little kids who jump up and down and lick acid off 14 yr old girl's tits.
"Yo, did you go to that Nintendo Rave??"
"Yeah, that 14 yr old girl was hot."
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