Fridge Pillager

noun, Person; a person that usually is a cockhole that steals other peoples beer out of the fridge at a party, they usually come in pairs

(an outside party is a cooler pirate)

"Dude I only have 6 beers left and I've only had 4"

"What the hell, dude, there must be a fridge pillager here somewhere. Assholes."

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fridge party

When the entire contents of one's fridge is thrown into the trash to make way for 50 bottles of champagne and a disco ball.

"It's the St. Peter's College Guest Night tonight, better prepare with a WILD FRIDGE PARTY!"

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fridge anxiety

The fear that something terrible will happen to someone close to you just because they're close to you.

Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.

Kyle swore he would never let anyone die like her. But he and Pete, Bruce and Ben have been occupied with fridge anxiety ever since.

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Nuke the fridge

Garfield ate everything in the fridge.

Garfield, stop nuke the fridge!
I'm sorry Jon, I have sinned. Forgive me.

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fridge tetris

The act of rearranging geoceries in your refrigirator so more can fit in.

Oh man, my trip to the grocery store was so massive, I had to do some fridge tetris when I brought it all in.

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Big Fridge

Otherwise known as an off-liscense, the big fridge is a place where you can get beer when the pub is closed.

Alex: Where are you going?
Danny: To buy tasty beer
Alex: But it's 9.00am
Danny: Don't worry, the big fridge is open

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Jumped the fridge

A combination of Jump the shark and Nuke the fridge for the most epic of failures.

That Nintendo conference at E3 really jumped the fridge.

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