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The sudden onset of acute rage usually associated with Halo 2. The fever prompts severe and often violent mood swings, controller abuse and in some rare cases after a bout of the fever, a temporary catatonic state. The only known cure is abandonment of all hope, and submission to pwnage.
dude1: Whats wrong with T bone?
dude2: Mad attack of the halo fever
T-bone: eff you!!! that is totally not fair.
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The man's version of HALO from back in the good old days before dual SMG's and cluttered maps ruined the game of the gods.
"Hey we're playing HALO tonight, you in?"
"HALO 1 or 2?"
"HALO 2"
"Sorry, I'm not a chick"
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- without this game most guys would spend most of their time masturbating
What are you doing today jimmy:
1. masturbate
2. play halo 3
3. masturbate to master chief
choose wisely jimmy
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The Next Halo Game in the Series that will include Master Chief, and will be better than any Past Call of Duty Game.
Yes, even Modern Warfare 3.. even though Modern Warfare 3 was released in 2009..
It will soon Hold the Best-Selling Xbox Game Title for years just how Halo 1, Halo 2, and Halo 3 have..
This game (Halo 4) is going to be so big, it could speak for itself.
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the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.
James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight.
Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50.
James: Fuck you youre an asshole.
Me: I love you too.
Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies.
Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG
I LOVE HALO 3
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A flagship car produced in limited numbers or with low sales expectations in order to generate public appeal for the brand. The term comes from the halo effect.
The BMW X6 is a halo car, right?
-Nah, it's too mainstream. Try the BMW i8.
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A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.
Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)
Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"
Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)
Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....
Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."
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