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It means to engage into Sexual intercourse
Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch
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porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.
conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!
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1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.
2. to itch your vagina
"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."
"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."
When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch
Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart
Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch
A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner
Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!
Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.
WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO
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Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.
Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.
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