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future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

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Non Denominational Jungian Futurism

NDJF exists as a sort of spiritual super position and always accessible way of seeing an inalienable humanist universalism that is inexhaustibly self evident.

Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.

Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.

NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.

Rational and irrational actors share the stage.

Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.

Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.

"Non Denominational Jungian Futurism was revealed to me in a dream."

-Elysium-

"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."

-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-

by ElysiumPurcellium September 19, 2023


Future Business Leaders of America

A derisive term for WASPy young privileged white people in their 20s and early 30s, generally wealthy and Republican. Oftentimes finance bros.

A: Let's go to that cool bar in Williamsburg tonight.

B: Nah, on weekends it's full of Future Business Leaders of America.

by Gregoryg June 5, 2016

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industrial society and its future

Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries.

"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap!"
"I know what I said."
"Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries."
"WHAT THE FUCK"

by POTUS Official December 6, 2021

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Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by AncientDuckie June 24, 2022

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back to the future part 2

A worthy successor of Back to the future which is one of the best films ever. somehow it spawned the horror that was Back to the future part 3

Dave: Did you see Back to the future part 2?

Earl: You bet I did! Best future ever! Part 3 sucks ass, though

by xXx_MLGPRO_xXx October 27, 2015


considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.

Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.

by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014