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Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.
I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.
A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin
Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon
When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her
Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.
Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.
I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.
The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?
John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?
Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.