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A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
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The two luckiest people in the world. Had hundreds of children and started the entire Earth's population. Used various fetishes like alabama hot pocket and cleaveland steamer
Adj: Meaning "Having sex every night"
N: The two people who, in the catholic religion were the first humans.
Damn those two are Adam and Eve!
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two girls madly in love. don't mess with a kayleigh's eve or an eve's kayleigh.
kayleigh and eve are together
The most beautiful girl in the world daughter to Thomas and Kerry this girl will be spoilt and treated like a queen.
Wow that girls beautiful, she's such a Willow Eve
The night before the sesh. (Generally falls on a Thursday/Friday in the UK) The pinnacle of drinking excitement. Everyone waits excitedly to see what father Seshmas will bring them the next day.
“I’ve left some jäger bombs out for father seshmas and a doner kebab for his deer, it is Seshmas eve after all!”
a russian """"music producer"""" with an unbearably shit sense of humor and an extremely low iq. his real name is eugene, and I don't think I have to describe why it fucking sucks just like all of his amazing lego stop motion animations on YouTube
"man I wish this degenerate of a human waste called ev productions would fucking fall off a cliff!"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
An extreme lord of the rings fan. Stereotypically, will wear a lot of jewellery and have a great taste in british comedies. Has average feet and pretty face.
Omg, that person is such an eve waglander. Have u heard how much lord of the ringd theyve watched