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When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.
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an Individual perceived by others to be an extreme "Muff". One who is performing poorly, failing in everyday life.
"Oh Look! Here comes Joefitch, what a musky ole bunt."
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To give one the ol' razzle dazzle you must hit them with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It is most commonly used by males as a gesture to females to attract them or make them feel satisfied. The ol' razzle dazzle can also be used on fellow males to get them discombobulated and susceptible to confusion.
If she say "stop" then stop. If she say "uuhh sshhhhttoooooiiioopp" then you better hit her with the OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE.
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Dang Keyshia Got A Big Ol Booty, She Can Make It Clap!
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The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.
The launch price will cost $349.99
Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???
Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."
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Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.
Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''
Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
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those small ol titties you always see which causes a decrease in your boner
Matt: Ethan bro your girlfriend has some tmall ol sitties
Ethan: yeah i know i hate it
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