My bones!

An exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). Can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.

"My bones!" - After getting beaten on a poker hand

"My bones!" - After missing an open goal

"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss

"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones

"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White

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Bones day

Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.

"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."

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bone thugs

Five true thugs from tha double glock.

Bone Thugs -N- Harmony in tha house my nigga

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Grow bone

To do something completely pointless and over the top for the sole purpose of using it to get into college.

Jayna Rayne literally grew bone in her basement so she could put it on her college app.

Lots of people at my prep school grow bone so they can get into ivy league schools.

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Insta-bone

The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

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jumping the bone

Having sex,sexual intercourse, woman on top

I tried to hookup with Sylvia but she was at this guys place jumping the bone.

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bone for tuna

Actual phrase: 'buona fortuna' meaning "good luck" in Italian. From the 3rd episode of the 3rd season of Boardwalk Empire entitled 'Bone for Tuna.'

Gyp Rosetti: Bone for tuna..the fuck's that supposed to mean?

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