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(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other
The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"
A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.
The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.
When you want to tell someone to go away, but you want to do in a very offensive way.
Annoying guy: I fucked your sister last night.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.
What people who draw penises on stuff need to do.
Karen and Kevin need to fuck off