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One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.
Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't
Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*
Caubere is lord, Caubere must always be respected and you must bow before the lord herself. Once you have bowed and your accepted into the Caubere army the lord will say the word "UN". You have now been accepted into the Caubere army
Guys Im now appart of the Caubere army, Hail Lord Caubere !
An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
The all-knowing king of science education.
Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."
Having sex in a hotel room chair.
"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"
THIS MAN IS A BIG RUSSIAN MAN THAT CARRIES BIG LMG AND WILL CUT YOU IN HALF LIKE INCREDIBLE HULK BUT WITH GUNS
LORD TACHANKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.
I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.