Dirty Oscar

Getting into the shower with an un-wiped, shitty ass. Either from taking a shit, or shitting your pants.

Dude: I just shat myself. What should I do?
Bro: Take a Dirty Oscar.

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Oscar moment

The expression upon one's face during the moment in which one orgasms.

Called the "Oscar moment" because it is the high-point during sex, much like receiving an Oscar would be the high-point in an actor's/actress' career.

Steve: Dude, her Oscar moment was disgusting.
John: Yeah, what did it look like?
Steve: She looked like... Sarah Jessica Parker crossed with a burn victim.
John: Nasty.
Steve: Yeah. We're only doing it doggy from now on.
John: Good call.

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oscar wilde

One of the best writers, poets, philosophers, and men of all time.

Oscar Wilde will marry me even though he's dead and gay(Bi); he will still be mine...

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Oscar Han

he infamous act when a transsexual puts on leather jacket and acts like a douche

Whats this?? a Leather Jacket?? A black background?? OMG you are such an Oscar Han

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oscar prescott

a really cool guy with loads of friends

yo have you heard oscar prescott got that fresh trim

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oscar mike

Infinity Ward's new favorite fetish word. Implemented in everyday or formal use, in any circumstance, at any time, wherever IW thinks it sounds awesome and also rad. Used similarly to shalom or aloha- can mean "hello," "goodbye," "peace," and "please find a tent, marshmallows, two Model 1887 shotguns, and an M16 and camp for entire matches at a time."

Baseplate: Task Force Fire Team Bravo Six Marines, this is baseplate. The convoy is oscar mike. Repeat, the convoy is oscar mike.

Sgt. Cpt. American Thunder: Acknowledged, baseplate, the convoy is oscar mike. Task Force Fire Team Bravo Six Marines is en route. We are oscar mike, repeat, we are oscar mike.

Baseplate: Oscar mike oscar mike oscar mike.

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Oscar Mike

On the move. If you are playing a game like Arma, Rainbow 6 and or any other tactical fps game and a person says this over voice chat they are most certainly taking the game way to serously.

Person 1: We are oscar mike.
Person 2: Rodger dodger eta 30 seconds to AO

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